The Bible is light on detail about the conversation between Eve and the Serpent over the forbidden fruit. Happily I’ve been able to obtain further details of the Serpent’s offer.
- The forbidden fruit is 100% natural and organic with no artificial flavouring, colouring or preservatives.
- It’s locally sourced and picked fresh.
- It’s one of your five-a-day.
- It’s made for sharing.
- This is a strictly limited, once-in-a-lifetime offer. Other animals in the Garden of Eden could take it away at any time. Hurry!
- You deserve the best.
- Imagine the look on your husband’s face when you present him with this precious gift.
- It’s absolutely free (terms and conditions apply).
- If you are not completely satisfied you may return the forbidden fruit at any time. The knowledge of Good and Evil will be yours to keep whatever you decide.
- Take back control of your life!